What's that weird asian girl doing?

I can imagine the ang mors nudging each other, going "What's that weird asian girl doing? Putting coffee in her soup? Gross!"

K, I know I'm a coffee addict, but no, I don't put coffee in my soup. Thing is, the soup in the cafeteria is meant for sodium deficient people. I am not sodium deficient. Therefore I dilute it with hot water...from the coffee machine. And then thicken it with an overdose of pepper. But yeah, I still feel weird walking to the coffee machine with a steaming bowl of soup. Wouldn't you?