Finals week.

You know you are approaching finals week when...

...your study buddies crash on your couch/floor/bathtub. Okay, maybe not the bathtub.
...your laptop overheats on the cooling pad.
...your refrigerator is empty.
...you eat canned soup for dinner.
...you run to the store to buy frozen dinners to feed all the study buddies crashing on you couch/floor/bathtub.
...your dinning table is 95% a study table and 5% a dinning table.
...you get a permanent groove on your forehead due to multiple catnaps.
...you make an oath not to get on facebook. And you keep it.
...you change your study buddy's facebook password.
...you see your study group so often you think you'll go mad.
...you have so many microsoft office documents open at the same time you get confused.
...you start calculating how much you need on your finals to get an A, an A-, a B+, a B, a B-.
...darn it! you start calculating how much you need on your finals to just pass.
...you blog about what you are doing for finals week.
...you update your blog post every time you think of something to add to the list.

update:
...you wear your "beware of the nurse" tee shirt for inspiration.
...you wear you smurf hat for inspiration.
...you park yourself in the library for 12 hours.
...you drink caffiene. Lots of it.
...you start talking about the randomest things. Ranging from cats to boys to poop to xyphoid processes and back to poop again. (Don't judge, I'm a nursing major k?)
...zits start popping out like mushrooms after the rain.