Mutation

I was bitten by a radioactive spider and became a pig. A Superpig to be exact.

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So I wake up at 8:30ish to eat breakfast with the family, assuming a rather zombified, "don't talk to me or I'll punch you" face. Then about halfway through breakfast, it turns into a "talk to me and I may answer you, albeit incoherently" face.

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Then I stumble back to bed and sleep till lunch.

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This is the life of a Superpig.