"Go ahead, laugh at me..."

I've been due for another "Klumsy episode" for some time now. It happened today. So sit back, relax, and go ahead and laugh at me.

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So I'm sitting on this counter/table-thing very busy being bored.
And bored people start playing with things right? Especially itchy fingered people like me. I pick up this bottle of glue and I'm like, "hey cool, GLUE!"

So I put a dot of glue on the back of my hand. Don't ask me what for. I am cow, I do dumb things.Then, I start reading the warning label.

"Adheres to skin." *jaw drops*

Oh. Ooops, I think I'll try to rub it off. So here's what happened. I take my index finger, and try to rub the glue off, and my left index finger gets stuck to the back of my right hand.

I mean like really stuck.

I'm not joking here.

Pullllll!!!

Sure, I eventually divorced my left hand from my right hand. But I tell ya, I had a few moments of cardiac unrest.
I am cow. I do dumb things. Go ahead and laugh at me.