Check List: Things To Do Before Dad Visits
- Clear the massive pile of books and notes and receipts and ziplock baggies and cereal crumbs from your study table.
- Wash the massive pile of bowls and cups and spoons and bottles that have been sitting on your dresser.
- Fold your massive pile of dirty laundry so it will look like a unmassive pile of dirty laundry.
- Throw 4 bags of garbage and 2 inches worth of last semester's notes away.
- Crawl on your knees and sweep all the hair off your floor with your mini 15cm broom.
- Maketh thy neglected kiam-chai sleeping abode.
- Oh...HIDE THE BOOZE!!!
Check, check, check, check, check, check, and CHECK!
Oh krrrrawppp...I forgot my dad reads my blog.
2 comments:
I'm sure your dad will understand that with all the studying, you will need the alcohol to stay sane..haha..like real. Hope he doesn't read this comment. I will be banished from KL Wesley..
lol..... as long as u guys don't plant any ideas in my parents' heads of what i may be doing while i'm away... hahahhahaha...
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