My claim to innocence has been lost forever. And I blame Ian Kam for introducing me to the world of lame jokes.
So here's the story:
I'm at work, and this guy is telling a joke. "Have you seen the latest pirate movie? It's rated aRrrrrrr!!!!" Fine. Not funny. But that's besides the point.
So I retort: "Have you seen the movie Constipation?"
And here's the punch line. *If you have a full bladder, please excuse yourself and go pee now.* Ok, ready?
"It hasn't come out yet."
Ian, if you ever read this, know that you have brought joy (and pain) to an office full of people in America. No one at work will ever look at me in the same way again.
So here's the story:
I'm at work, and this guy is telling a joke. "Have you seen the latest pirate movie? It's rated aRrrrrrr!!!!" Fine. Not funny. But that's besides the point.
So I retort: "Have you seen the movie Constipation?"
And here's the punch line. *If you have a full bladder, please excuse yourself and go pee now.* Ok, ready?
"It hasn't come out yet."
Ian, if you ever read this, know that you have brought joy (and pain) to an office full of people in America. No one at work will ever look at me in the same way again.
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