Every year, for the past 5 years, I have gone shopping for your both your presents together, gave them to you two on the same day, had the same celebration...but always, one of you got left out...either we would celebrate your birthday too early...or too late...
BUT! Hero Cow is here to save the day. With the aid of time zones, Hero Cow is able to wish both of you happy birthday at the same time - without discrimination! So here it is. HAPPY BIRTHDAY both of you!
To Krystal who is a day older, (and is proud of it!)
From the Larvae to the roach,
As your 18th year approach,
May no one try to squish you.
And all your hopes and dreams come true.
(dear readers who are confused, it's an old, old, old joke)
(dear readers who are confused, it's an old, old, old joke)
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To Kai Li who has just gotten braces,
It scares me how well you know me. I just want to say thank you for always being there! Happy birthday.
To Kai Li who has just gotten braces,
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