Lamentations

Still on the topic of cold...

It's a little bit below freezing right now. With wind gusting to 60+kmph. Imagine this: driving your car with the windows down when it's 0*C out there. And just 2 days ago, I was running around in t-shirts and shorts. *Waaaaailsssss*

Don't you feel sad for me? Come on, lets here a little "owwwhssss..."

Thank you.

So this crazy girl went for a walk (to buy groceries) in this crazy weather and came back with crazy red ears (because she refused to wear a hat). Call her dumb, but she likes walking by herself, and nothing, not even the Crazy Oklahoma Wind, can stop her from her once a week trip to Ze Walmartz.

I'm sad.

I'm sad.

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Devestated.

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Angry, even.

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Disappointment has dropped a bomb shell on me.

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It dropped 20*C overnight!

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What happened to sun and warmth and happiness?

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Why?

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Oh the injustice.

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*Puts on a jacket and hides in a corner to cry*

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Tutor Girl

My career as a cikgu started sometime in 2007 (me thinks)...helping a certain 16 year old kid with Bio and Chem.

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Last year, I helped a 22 year old guy with Chem.

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My most recent Chemistry "student" is a 33 year old fella who is married with a kid.

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I am ROFLing my guts out.

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So you think #4 will be a 40 year old undergoing midlife crisis? Perhaps...perhaps...

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p.s. I am still ROFLing my guts out.

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Of Thermometers and Jeans

Ok. If you have a Y-chromosome in your body, stop reading now. I realise that this is probably making you curious-er to read this post, but I had to warn you right? I mean you could sue me for not warning you.

But if you want to read it anyways, be my guest.

But don't say I didn't warn you.

So today was a warm day...and I discarded my "thick winter jeans" for my "made in malaysia jeans" (which has been hibernating in my closet). And if you have never faced a pair of pants you haven't worn in over 4 months without cringing, you either have a freakish metabolism...or you are a guy.

Have you ever talked to your jeans? Well, today I did. I dared it not to fit me. And it got scared and grew a few inches bigger. Either that, or America has not been too unmerciful to my waistline. I stress the word too.

Generation 1, 2 and 3.

I gave birth to two papers this morning. What a joy it was to see them come out of the printer, brand new and pure and fragile and beautiful. They will come back to me scared with red ink...but that's another story.

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Say hi to my babies.

So boss was nice and gave me maternity leave yesterday...but today was back to work:

I snapped this pic while I was trying not to fall asleep in the audio room. Don't you have the naughty urge to randomly push buttons? I do. Did. Whatever.

Moving on...

Anyways, dad sent me pictures...so here is proof that he came last week:

Dad.
Dad and me in me room.

Okay, let me ask you SERIOUSLY. How old do I look? Or how young does dad look? Because the other day someone told me they thought dad was my brother.

Again.

Pa, you need to go and grow a middle aged man's gut. You ARE a grandpa now afterall.

Cause and Effect

You know you are in the middle of writting a few papers when you don't get enough sleep.

You know you don't get enough sleep when all you can think about is coffee.

You know all you can think about is coffee when you start drinking coffee - lotsa losta coffee.

You know you are drinking lotsa lotsa coffee when your tongue is boiled to a crisp.

You know your tongue is boiled to a crisp when it hurts.

You know you are writing a cause and effect essay when you start blogging like this.

You know you can't boil anything to a crisp right?

You know I could keep this up forever right?

You know I know that you know right?

You know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know....

...RIGHT?

Give..

Give the average american an hour...and he'll give you an essay.

Give the average cow an hour...and she'll give you a paragraph.

In conclusion, in order for the average cow to be like the average american, she should start writing one paragraph papers.

I rest my case.

I also rest my eyes. Zzzzzzzzz