Ally Fant

Somebody came back from Amewika and gave his aircon the dreaded swine flu.

Somebody's aircon dieded from the dreaded swine flu.

Somebody has been crashing in my room because somebody's aircon dieded from the dreaded swine flu.

Somebody crashed my room and found my Ally Fant.

Somebody ABUSED my Ally Fant.

Caryn: Wha- Is that my Ally Fant?

Somebody: Yea...

Caryn: What did you do to my Ally Fant?

Somebody: It's crossing its arms.

Caryn: Nooo!!! You killed my Ally Fant...pore pore Ally Fant.

Anyways...the point of the matter is...I'm gonna be gone on a road trip this week with mom & dad & Somebody.

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Yes I am cheong hae. And I'm proud of it.

Who's who?

In my family, there is the one who cooks, the ones who wash dishes and the one who eats. The one who eats is also the one who brings the cow/beef home. (that is cow-language for the one who goes cari kerja) I leave you to guess who the cook and dishwashers are...

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So the other dishwasher came back yesterday. It isn't in service yet, being busy jetlagging. So this dishwasher is still working full time.

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That's what I've been doing with my time. I've been washing dishes. I have nothing else to say.

Irony

I travel halfway around the world for 40 hours and I don't jetlag. Then I take a 2 hour trip to Kampar and I do. *scratches head*

It has been about 2 weeks since I touched down...and I've been waiting for the jetlag to come. It refused to come. Apart from the first day back where mum and dad had to keep me occupied so I didn't fall asleep on my feet...it has been good. *pats own back*

But a weekend at Church Camp threw it all off. Its 1am and I just ain't sleepy at all! *stops patting own back*

Oh the irony. *waves goodbye*

Hey Gorgeous,

I've been looking for you for 3 years. I finally found you. I can die a happy cow.

Or would that be "I can die a happy beef?"

Life is a Highway...

Pa took me driving today. Rather I took Pa driving, if you get what I mean.

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Before you read on, I DID NOT KILL ANYONE. Thank you for reading and understanding that.

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It was a peaceful drive, Pa and I being such gentle people. Now if Mum was there, there would probably be more sound waves in the car. But Mum reads my blog, so we shall divert from that topic. That being said, Pa's legs did shoot out a few times...like an octopus. But Pa reads my blog, so we shall divert from that topic as well.

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But as I said, I DID NOT KILL ANYONE. And that's all that matters.

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On the topic of cars, have you ever tried getting out of a car while still wearing a seatbelt? It makes you feel THAT smart. But then watching someone else do the exact same thing makes everything better. *grins*

To Lah or not to Lah.

Got many people tell me that I still use "lah". Then today, I tried to say "la" oso cannot wan. So saddening you know o' not?

Brrr. I think I'm traumatized from typing *points upwards* that. Its one thing speaking like that, and another actually typing it out. Brrr.

Anyways, after dinner, I trotted downstairs to throw trash rubbish. And on the way up, I decided to "Selamat Malam" the guards so they won't think I am a snotty pastor's kid who just came back from the US of A. But instead, this twinkie banana opened her mouth and "Semamat Mamamed" the guards.

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Got many people tell me that I still use "lah". But then again...

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p.s. This is a twinkie: yellow on the outside, and white on the inside.

I'm fighting jet lag. That is, I'm not letting myself sleep till it's the normal Malaysian time to sleep. And considering the fact that I've not had a proper night's sleep since last Wednesday night, this is jest a leetle bit torturous.

Jest a leetle bit.

So I'm blogging to keep awake. Bear with me k?

Roommate, me and Roomie: the only thing I'll miss about the dorm.

Le: My itsy bitsy Study Buddy.

Females in general.

President McDaniel and friends.

Me, Tessa & Abby: Biblical Literature buddies.
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Noooooo...I ran out of pictures to blog about. Need to find something else to do before sleep overcomeths me.